That's Good, That's Bad. Talk About One Man's Misfortune!

#1 Terrible Misfortune

Archie: Hey I guess you heard about my terrible misfortune.

Roy: No, what happened?

Archie: Yeah, my great uncle died.

#2 Great Uncle Died

Archie: Yeah, my great uncle done died.

Roy: Oh that's bad!

Archie: No that's good!

Roy: How's come?

#3 Left An Inheritance

Archie: Well, when he died, he left me 50,000 dollars

Roy: Oh that's good!

Archie: No that's bad!

Roy: How come?

#4 That Damn IRS

Archie: When the Internal Revenue got thru with it, all I had left was 25,000 dollars

Roy: Oh that's bad

Archie: No that's good

Roy: How come

#5 Bought An Airpalne

Archie: Well I bought me an airplane and learned to fly

Roy: Well that's good

Archie: No that's bad

Roy: How come

#6 Flying Upside Down

Archie: Well I was flying upside down the other day and I fell outta the dern thing

Roy: Well that's bad.

Archie: No that's good

Roy: How come

#7 Kept Falling

Archie: Well I kept falling until I couldn't go no further.

Roy: Oh, that's bad.

Archie: No, that's good.

Roy: How so?

#8 Big Ole Haystack

Roy: Well when I looked down under me and there was a great big ole haystack.

Roy: Well that's good

Archie: No that's bad.

Roy: How come?

#9 There Was A Pitchfork Heading My Way

Archie: Well I got a little closer and I saw a pitchfork aimed right at me

Roy: Well that's bad

Archie: No that's good

Roy: How come

#10 Missed Everything

Archie: I missed the pitchfork

Roy: Well that's good

Archie: No that's bad

Roy: How come

Archie: I missed the haystack too.

Roy: Well that's bad

Archie: No that's good

#11 Needed An Ambulance

Roy: Well I bounced around a few minutes and an ambulance come and took me to a hospital

Roy: Well that's good

Archie: No that's bad

Roy: How come?

#12

Archie: Well I was in the hospital there for a while and I took a turn for the nurse.

Roy: A turn for the nurse?? That's bad!

Archie: No that's good

Roy: How come?

#13 Kissing The Nurse

Archie: Well my wife came in one day and caught me kissing this nurse

Roy: Oh that's bad

Archie: No that's good

#14

She said if that was the way I was gonna act I could have that pretty nurse, she was gonna pack her clothes and go back home to Momma.

#15 Happy Dance

Roy: Oh that's good

Archie: You're dern right that's good. I did the Happy Dance for a week!