The "Sh*t" You See At WalMart

#1

Listen pal, sometimes playing it cool doesn't work. There are some situations, like this one, where you should just high-tail it the hell out of there with your head low.

#2

I guess I can understand the fact that you wanted to add a little brown to your pants to accent your shirt, but there has to be better ways of going about doing that.

#3

You think he's having a shitty day? Try being the customer service rep that has to wait on him! Because I'm guessing that if the load of dump in his underwear isn't his top priority at that instant there must be something crazy that I probably couldn't even wrap my head around.

#4

Hey! Hey you! Hey stop! Security! Security! That guy is trying to smuggle turds out of here!

#5

You know what's awesome about shitting you pants in public?..Ya me neither.

#6

Maybe now you'll think twice before you start bitching about how bad of a Monday you're having!

#7

Oh what could be more embarrassing than leaving TP sticking out of your pants? Great question. The answer seems to be leaving dookie stained TP sticking out of your pants.

#8

Hey there little lady, self wedgie all you want but these hawk-like eyes can still pick out that poo stain from a mile away!

#9

Remember people, don't wear white after Labor Day.or after Burrito Monday.

#10

.yup.

#11

Sure Discovery Channel can boost their views with Shark Week, but here at Walmart we don't hold back on our viewers because here every week is Shart Week!

#12

Wanna know how I can tell you're having a bad day?

#13

I feel your pain brother. We've all been there, maybe not out in Walmart for the world to see, but we've been in your shoes. That feeling leaves you a bid..skiddish? Boo-ya! Hit em with that left hook they don't see coming.

#14

I don't know what happened here, and frankly I don't want to. The bottom line is somewhere along the way you screwed up and you screwed up hard. The next step is doing something about it and I suggest we do it now.

#15