One Has Selective Hearing...
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#1 Twin sisters in St Luke's Nursing Home were turning 100 years old.
#2 The editor of the local newspaper asked a reporter to go to the home and get a few pictures and a story on the 100 year old women.
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#3 One of the twins was hard of hearing, and the other twin could hear just fine.
#4 When the photographer arrived at the nursing home, he asked the two sisters to sit on the sofa.
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#5 The deaf sister said to her twin. "What did he say?" To which the other sister said, "We gotta sit over on the sofa."
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#6 "Now get a little bit closer together," said the man.
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#7 Again, "What did he say?" Asked the deaf sister, and the other answered, "We gotta squeeze together a little."
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#8 And the two sisters wiggled up close to each other...
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#9 The photographer said, "Just hold on for a little bit longer, I've got to focus." The deaf sister again asks, "What did he say?"
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#10 The twin sister who could hear answered back, "He said he needs to FOCUS."
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#11 "Oh my," said the deaf sister. "Both of us at the same time?"
