The 13 Most Deranged Halloween Pumpkins Ever Carved.

If we're being honest, most of us don't put much effort into our Halloween jack-o'-lanterns beyond "triangle eyes, triangle nose, mouth with one tooth." It's boring, it's lazy, and it's why 13-year-olds kick them to pieces the first chance they get. Luckily, there are people out there with more disposable free time and much less sanity who are willing to go above and beyond the call of conventional gourd sculpture. Let us take a moment to honor all the carvers out there with the uncanny ability to make pumpkins look even more disgusting than the stringy orange stuff inside them.