While I was pooping the other day, early in the morning, I felt a thump from my bedroom, followed by two seconds of silence and then the pained crying of my 8-month old son. As I got up, butt un-wiped, I dashed to the bedroom and saw my tired, scared wife gripping our son and I manically checked him for any damage.
The Babysitter Who Abused This 1-Year-Old Isn't Being Charged For The Dumbest Reason
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But if I ever found out someone hurt a baby on purpose, well, I'd probably shoot out their kneecaps and then hit their head with a baseball bat until their face looked like a Jackson Pollock painting.
This Oregon couple went out on a date night and left their 1-year old in the hands of a babysitter they thought wasn't a psychopath, they came home to find their 1-year-old-son, Jacob, crying in his crib with the sitter asleep in the couch. When they woke up in the morning, they saw that Jacob's face was covered in bruises.
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The sitter admitted to SMACKING the kid across his face. A 1-year-old f*cking baby. Joshua Marbury, Jacob's dad, wrote about the incident on his Facebook page.
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Now here's where it gets rage-inducing, even though multiple doctors confirmed that these were indeed hand prints on Jacob's face, and a detective confirmed that these blows could have killed their son, and the sitter admitted to abusing Jacob, they can't be prosecuted because Jacob can't verbalize that he was abused.
#4 His post was shared over 374,000 times, and people are just as saddened, angered, and shocked as Marbury is.
