The Dumb Things That Kids Believe

By Johny in Funny On 26th January 2016
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#1 Go right back to elementary and retake that biology class, dammit.

#2 Better start saving now, little one.

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#3 Oh, it was. It was.

#4 Luckily, they never got arrested.

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#5 Don’t worry – she only got the groceries to have dinner with all your other teachers.

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#6 Let’s go goat-karting.

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#7 How did all the other grownups stand up straight, though?

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#8 He almost believed it himself.

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#9 Bad parents! Go to your room and… no, go to separate rooms and be ashamed.

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#10 That would have been a very interesting dinner.

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#11 I saw Miss Jones getting groceries. Groceries!

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#12 At least Mr. Smith would have felt appreciated.

#13 OK, so that’s why they don’t like each other.

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#14 Parenting can be so much fun.

#15 What a sh*t job that must have been.

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#16 You are fired.

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