The Dumbest And Funniest Excuses For Speeding

#1 The Body In The Trunk Defense

Officer: Let me see your license and registration please.

Her: I cannot do that...

Officer: Why not?

Her: Because I stole this car and the owner is tied up in the trunk.....

#2 Snowstorm Excuses Should Work Every Time

In this little town it had snowed 6-inches and an officer on his radar clocked a car driving 54 in a 30 mph zone. So he stopped her and she very matter-of-fact told him, "Duh, I know I was going fast, I was trying to get the snow off my windshield so I could see where I'm going!!!!"

#3 The Old Pilot Excuse

So this officer clocked a Corvette doing 100 in a 55 zone, late at night on a highway with no traffic. So the officer told the driver, "You were flying.. unless you have a pilot's license, you are going to jail". The driver replied "Yes, actually I do and he handed the officer a pilot license" So as agreed the office let him go without a ticket and laughing the whole time.

#4 My Foot Had A Cramp

This officer heard this excuse when asked why the guy was speeding "I got a foot cramp and couldn't remove my foot from the gas. The pain is unbearable, I'm surprised I could pull over."

#5 And Now We Have Multiple Charges

Well, this was one priceless, sure they got a few extra charges out of this. When the officer pulled this car over this was their answer for speeding; "My bad officer, I ran out of beer about half a mile ago so I needed to get some more."

#6 Cops Do Love Their Doughnuts

Ok.. some people will try any excuse. This Kentucky cop heard this one once while he was doing traffic patrol. "I'm sorry, officer, I was rushing to the nearest Krispy Kreme because I heard you guys ran out of donuts."

#7 Relationship Issues

After this high-speed chase ended, the drivers response when asked why he was speeding was this; "My wife left me for a police officer and when I saw you, I thought you might be the one she left me for and you were trying to bring her back!"

#8 Granny Has All The Right Answers

As a grandma, I can relate here. An officer pulled over a grandma and asked why she was in a hurry. The grandma responded that she had ice cream in the back and did not want it to melt. The police let her go. She laughed because she had kitty litter in the bag, not ice cream.

#9 The Old 'Water Broke' Excuse

This man was pulled over for speeding and suspicion of DUI and his response was great and proved that he had enough to drink.

Officer: " Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Driver: "Yes for speeding right?"

Officer: "Yes you're correct, so why were you speeding?"

Driver: "Because I am pregnant and need to use restroom............ok well now (man pees his pants) my water just broke."

#10 The Speed Impediment

As I was speeding, a state trooper pulled me over. When he told me how fast I was going I told him I had been talking to myself. He looked puzzled. I said I was mad at my husband and was practicing what I was going to say to him. I guess the madder I got the faster I got. He closed his ticket book and said, "I'll let you finish your conversation, just keep it under the speed limit".

Works every time.

#11 It's The Dyslexia Acting Up

This man in Ohio got tagged for doing 53 in a 35 zone a few years back. The officer laughed when the guy told him that his dyslexia was acting up again. He got a ticket anyway.