Saying 'I have a boyfriend' is a cute way of getting out of making contact with that loser who has a smooth pick-up line, but these Twitter users know just how to use the term to make it burn.
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#1 When Your Wife Has A Boyfriend You Can Always Turn To The Cat For Comfort
#2 You Know Christmas Is Going To Suck When Even Santa Doesn't Want You Around
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#3 That Moment You Realize You're Going To Be Alone For The Rest Of Your Life
#4 It's Time To Take It Personally When Even The Afterlife Refuses To Acknowledge Your Existance
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#5 When You Finally Come To Realize That The Sound Of Silence Is Your New Theme Song
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#6 When You Find Out You've Been Reading The Sings Wrong Your Entire Life
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#7 When Even The Man In The Moon Has Other Plans For The Evening
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#8 Keep The Smooth Moves To Yourself..I Have A Boyfriend
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#9 When Your Bologna Has A First Name And It's 'NO'
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#10 The Moment You Realize That Your Not Even Welcome To Live In The Same Area Code As Your Crush
