The Grossest Things About Sharing A Bed With Someone

It’s lovely to wake up next to someone you love, and nothing really beats morning sex, or laying in bed cuddling and giggling. But along with all the wonderful stuff about spending the night, there’s some really gross stuff that happens when you share a bed with someone.

#1 You Might Finally Have A Bed Partner

Sharing a bed with someone can be wonderful. It might mean you've finally got a partner, or you're on a cheap one night stand. Either way, there are some gross things you need to watch for when bedding down with someone. You might be happy you're single and sleep alone. But who knows, you might like it.

#2 Sharing A Bed Can Be Rewarding OR Traumatizing

New couples think they have it made, but they have no clue what they are in for, besides the sex. Sleeping in the same bed with another human can be as traumatizing as it is rewarding. But we put up with all the crap because, of course, the alternative is sleeping alone.

#3 Blowing In The Wind

There's nothing worse than being woken up in the middle of the night to the stench of a deadly fart. The person next to you is letting them loose unconsciously while you lie awake, inhaling toxic fumes... There goes your lavender scented sheets.

#4 Morning Breath

Morning sex is great... When both parties have left the room to brush their teeth. Morning breath is as bad as those nasty farts of the night before. Nothing like having someone smother you with toxic fumes.

#5 Drooling Banjos

Waking up to a pillowcase or mattress covered in unidentifiable drool will leave you cringing. Sleeping with your mouth wide open causes excess saliva to roll out uncontrollably. The drool can actually appear anywhere in the bed or in your hair, and it's gross.

#6 Down With The Flu

Sharing a bed with someone means you do it in sickness and in health. That doesn't mean it's not totally disgusting to sleep next to someone who is in a pile of tissues of their own making, sputtering and coughing and snotting through the night. Just hope it doesn't lead to vomiting or diarrhea! You don't want to be a nurse maid.

#7 Night Sweats

Talk about gross. Sleeping in a puddle of your own sweat is nasty enough, but having to sleep in soaking sheets full of someone else's sweat is some next-level stuff. Are you coming down with something??

#8 Stinky Dirty Feet

Feet are already gross as it is, but add a day's worth of foot and toe juice to the mixture and you've got a nightmare under the sheets. There's a reason the bottom part of the bed is always a little dirtier than where you put your head. It's those dirty soles and that waxy build up between the toes!

#9 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

When you wake up with an abundance of different types and lengths of hair all over you and your pillow, you know there's been some trading of the hair. Now think about this.. that hair could have come from ANYWHERE!!

#10 Cover Hog

The last straw is a blanket hog. You are on your own side shivering and they have all of the blankets covering them from head to toe like a little cocoon. Times like this make you wish you were sleeping alone, don't they??

#11 You Lay With Dogs You're Gonna Get Fleas

So you're ready to hit the sack and maybe score... but you find out that the dog sleeps in the same bed! All that stink, dirt and drool. Not to mention, he won't move over so you can make your spectacular moves. Night. Ruined!

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