The Internet Is Full Of Stupid People And We Have Proof

By Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 20th April 2018
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A soon?

The only thing we can assume is that this guy is using voice text and saying it wrong. We should give him the benefit of the doubt after all. Right?

Huh?

It took him long enough, but he finally got it right...sorta. In his defense, he was high. But, we can also say that cologne is not the easiest word to spell.

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For Sale

People sell all kinds of things on the internet, so seeing this "coughing" for sale is really no huge surprise. However, the spelling on this post makes it really hard to take this guy seriously. Also, it appears that he is keeping it in his home, and it just begs the question, why?

No rest for the weary

We are with Marilyn here. It took several times reading this and then finally having to read it out loud to understand what he was trying to say. Maybe he should read a dictionary. It might help him sleep better.

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Confused?

He is not the only one that is feeling confused here. The fact that he does not know the words lactose intolerant is almost as bad as his use of the words "tidy milk" instead of titty milk or breast milk.

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Will what?

It's called Grammaryly, and it is free. Everyone of these people need to add it to their phones and computers, so they do not sound like complete idiots. How did this person seriuosly not realize that this was wrong?

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Erb derbs, anyone?

My favorite part of going to classy parties is when the servers walk around with the erb derbs. Who doesn't love some good erb derbs? They are so much better than hors d'oeuvres that us poor people eat.

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Porch of geese

I don't think we have heard of that language before. This person seems to actually believe that Brazillians speak "porch of geese" since she ended her status with a quack quack. Maybe someone should tell her that geese honk and only ducks quack.

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C-jah

Shouldn't it be "see-zha"? I'm just saying, if you are going to screw it up, you should at least get the pronunciation correct. At least he was honest about not knowing how to spell it.

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Why?

It is a crying shame that she can spell masturbating properly but irrelevant is so hard for her. I guess we can "a soon" that she does a lot of masturbating since that is the only big word she can get right.

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Habla Espanol?

We thought he was speaking Spanish too. Maybe Omar should worry about buying himself a dictionary instead of worrying about paying for dates. In fact, he should stop dating altogether. We don't want that stupidity rubbing off on anyone else.

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Yummy

I don't know what case ideas are, but I sure love some Taco Bell. I wonder if this is a limited item on the menu or if I could find it all year round.

What?

Is that like when you get new carpet rolls delivered to your house and you crawl around inside the rolled up carpet? It's like a cool fort for adults, right?

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Superman

He may be a crip tonight, but I will bet he will be a blood tomorrow. Superman would be ashamed to see this post.

Deadly disease

This just blows me away. How can you not see that this is wrong? Aneurysm and anus rhythm sound nothing alike. And, the fact that he can spell rhythm properly just boggles my mind.