The Kardashians-A Family Tree Larger And More Confusing Than You Ever Knew

#1 This is a tale of a little family named Foster.

#2 As well as the family Hadid.

#3 But also the Jenners.

#4 And we can’t forget about the Kardashians.

#5 You see, it’s all part of this strange conspiracy to be the most attractive, richest, and coolest family tree in existence.

#6 You might be confused. So let’s start at the beginning.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Dutch girl named Yolanda. She modeled for years before settling down with a man named Mohamed.

#7 Hi Mohamed!

#8 Yolanda and Mohamed had three gorgeous kids.

#9 Gigi…

A model

#10 Bella…

Also a model.

#11 And Anwar.

Who's only in high school but could definitely be a model at some point too.

#12 Mohamed also had two beautiful daughters, Marielle and Alana, from a previous marriage.

#13 Yolanda and Mohammed didn’t work out

But it's totally OK ‘cause they're still tight. Mohamed found love with the gorgeous Shiva.

#14 And Yolanda is now married to David Foster.

#15 David is like a big deal producer guy.

Like Whitney Houston big deal.

#16 David has five daughters.

You might recognize Sara and Erin Foster. They're actresses.

#17 Oh, and just so you know, David used to be married to Linda Thompson.

Mother of Brandon and Brody Jenner.

#18 Brandon and Brody’s father is, of course, the famous Bruce Jenner.

Who had two children named Kendall and Kylie with some lady named Kris.

#19 Kris had children from a previous marriage but they’re not fans of the limelight and prefer to remain anonymous.

#20 Ah, and just one more thing: Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are BFFs.

Easiest family tree ever! Right?