English “real life” magazines are known to shock audiences with dodgy stories and cripplingly weird headlines. Between their magazine stories, Jeremy Kyle and Come Dine With Me, we honestly don’t know where they keep getting these people from. Here are 27 stories that were probably as weird as the headline would indicate.
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#1 Ah yes, the old "trapped-in-a-fridge" chestnut.
#2 To be fair, that was either a really cheap wedding or a really expensive kebab.
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#3 Not God. Not Channing Tatum. A ghost.
#4 Yes, that's what it was. The stinky ghost.
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#5 This is either really really sweet, or really really blasphemous.
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#6 So they took your brain… and removed it?
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#7 Now That's a blog we would read.
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#8 This was clearly a wedding to remember. In your nightmares. Forever.
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#9 Well, plain and simply put Elaine, yes. Yes you are.
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#10 Skeletons need love too.
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#11 We never trusted that little minx anyway.
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#12 Relax, it's a female potato, so it's OK.
#13 Her final wish was a photo of her and her pup with a big DEAD headline and people questioning if man's best friend was the culprit.
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#14 I spoke to Di's spirit, so I did. Wot m8 I did.
#15 Let's be honest, we all feared this would happen sooner or later.
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#16 That's the worst trade ever. Never trade your pasta.
#17 Your sister is a b*tch.
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#18 This is why you shouldn't wait until you're married to do the deed.
#19 What are you waiting for. Dial 999.
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#20 Double-decker home-wrecker is also what he calls his manhood.
#21 What? Spread them? No, no, I'm not wasting perfectly good ashes. What else can we do with them?
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#22 With another dog, we hope.
#23 It was a slow news day.
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#24 And that's that!
#25 Turns out it was just his mom calling up with his phone, but it makes for a great headline.
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#26 No sh*t, Sherlock.
#27 You know your Christmas present sucks when someone would rather wear pads on their feet than the slippers you got them.
