Pregnancy is hard but it's also super weird. These men tweeted some of the funniest thing about it before being brutally murdered by their wives. Just kidding but they were definitely close.
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This dad better make sure her pregnancy cravings are cared for
Carrying the bloodline forward is much more bad*ss than our vocabulary allows
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Should be the standard answer for intrusive questions like these
How to be a dad, courtesy of conversations with the wife
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That's just a straight-up superpower
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We need to do what he did in those two minutes that changed her mind
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This kid's going places
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That's a quick way to get yourself murdered
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain
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Ouch. We'd help him pack his bags.
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Baby needs to answer some questions when he comes out
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And she can keep playing it for 9 months
Not-so-fun fact: Babies actually do pee inside the womb
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Moment of silence for our brother
He started early and he started strong
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Well, what else would she be saying?
Serena Williams is a Viking Goddess - Change my mind.
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Don't make us do math dude
Good Call James. Test bite first
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TBH we had to google this too
Justice for food babies
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Yeah. What if they're not cool?
Cause you definitely don't want a lizard baby. Now that's just trouble
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This is the hill we will die on right next to Dude-bro dad
Is she embarrassed of sex in general or just the fact that she had it with him?
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Fair point. Game of Thrones was a cultural shift that demands discussion
He set up the jokes 9 months ago and it paid off at the perfect time.
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He is now native to the smaller but still important Couch County
She's collecting parts and making hearts
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It's so simple it just might work.
Yeah but how expensive was the TV?
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Hey Will, we'd try and help but we think you might already be dead
This is the sh*t kids discuss with their therapists 20 years later
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Badum-tiss!
It's just science!
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