The Most Horrifying Wedding Disasters Ever

#1 Breast Dressed

At her reception, a bride, and her bridesmaid sister decided to let loose. The wedding is the first chance the sister has had to 'let her hair down' since having a baby but what starts out as some fun and partying takes a turn for the worse.

#2

The pair began table top dancing then made their way to the dance floor where they began writhing against one another in all their drunken glory. As if that wasn't awkward enough for the party guests, the bridesmaid begins breastfeeding the bride in the middle of the dancefloor in front of unbelieving gawkers. The family and friends didn't think this was suitable for behavior in front of the new in-laws.

#3 A Litte Bit Batty

The grooms baby mama showed up at his wedding brandishing a baseball bat. She somehow found out the location of the ceremony and shows up screaming bloody murder,claiming the groom had slept with her the night before as she takes swings at the new bride.

#4

The heavily pregnant new bride was visibly upset but managed to escape unharmed as the guests managed to tackle the crazy ex and take her to the floor until police arrived.

#5 Photoshop Photography

The day after a beautiful ceremony the bride calls her wedding photographer to ask that he try to remove the bridesmaid from all the wedding photos. The photographer explained that he wasn't sure how he could do it and that he would need to photoshop the woman out of all the pictures.

#6

Still the bride insisted, finally explaining, "look, I don't care how they look. That bitch fu@ked my husband last night!" Wit that the photographer said she might do better by editing the groom out of her life instead of trying to fix the photos. The honeymoon period didn't even last through the wedding night.

#7 Maternal Instinct

After a small and intimate ceremony with close friends and a few family members, things got a little too intimate a little too soon. Midway through the reception, the bride couldn't find her new hubby. She went for a little walk and found him in the arms of another woman.

#8

It wasn't just any woman, it was the brides MOTHER! The saucy pair were canoodling under a pile of coats very naked and very drunk. It turned out the husband and his new mother-in-law were having an affair for months. The newlyweds quickly annulled their unholy matrimony, and the bride's family gatherings were probably a little tense afterwards.

#9 Sinead O'Connoring

The day before the wedding, the maid of honor decided to shave her head. The bride was okay with her decision but found it a bit odd that her maid of honor had chosen that time to go all Britney Spears crazy and shave her hair off.

#10

It turns out that the haircut was an attempt at a silent protest against the wedding as she was deeply in love with the groom so she chose to make a statement by going bald on her best friends big day.

#11

The bride didn't learn the true motive until two years later when her husband left her for her shaven compadre. When the two were caught in bed together, the friend told her bestie that she had shaved her head for the attention at the wedding and that the couple had been seeing one another for 4 years.

#12 Thirsty Sister

At a casual wedding by the lake, the groom's sister was totally overdressed. She was teetering on her stiletto heels and wearing a dress normally reserved for clubbing. She wasn't worried that she stuck out in the group and seemed to enjoy the idea of being noticed.

#13

After the ceremony, she and her boyfriend started arguing because she claimed he wasn't paying enough attention to her. She took off one of her heels and struck him aside the head. With blood gushing from his face, she says she has had enough of his lack of interest and throws herself into the lake.

#14

She didn't realize that the lake was only four feet deep and very marshy. So instead of drowning herself, she flops around in the muddy water looking ridiculous. In place of the attention that she was seeking she became the laugh of the wedding.

#15 Monster-In-Law

The bride's mother-in-law made no attempt to conceal her contempt for her son's bride to be. She made sure that both her son and his fiance were aware of her disapproval every chance she got, including calling the girl fat and ugly to her face.

#16

When the wedding day finally arrived, the mother-in-law spent the entire day sobbing loudly. She announced to everyone that she didn't know she should have worn black because she was in mourning for her son's future.

#17

When the priest asked the guest if anyone there believed the pair should not be married, it took three grown men to restrain the old lady and keep her quiet, like she had suddenly turned into the senior citizen hulk. She was escorted away and the wedding continued.

#18 Wedding Heist

Following a beautiful ceremony, the newly wed couple made their way down the aisle as man and wife. Before they get a chance to head out for their honeymoon,the bride's mother steps forward and announces that she and her husband are going to renew their vows. Righ then, and there.

#19

Seeing how she and her husband had paid for the event, she said she didn't want to see their money 'go to waste'. So, the crowd awkwardly returned to their seats but the shenanigans continued as the mother began screaming out how nobody bought her a present. Then, after drinking way too much, the sobbing mother accuses her daughter of stealing her big day.

#20

After her tirade on her daughter and guests, she then takes her frustration out on the wedding cake and stomps it to the floor before heading out the door. This woman 'takes the cake' as the worst kind of narcissist with a mix of Lindsay Lohan crazy.

#21 Black-Eyed Priest

Shortly after a big Catholic ceremony, there were drinks served to enjoy before the reception. The priest was being a social butterfly and he went over to the newlyweds and their in-laws to congratulate them. The polite pleasantries turned sour as the priest began making jokes about the ceremony being a shotgun wedding.

#22

After several jokes, the already drunken groom stood up and punched the priest right in the eye leaving him very dazed and confused. The wedding guests were totally perplexed, at least until the bride finally announced to everyone that she was actually three months pregnant. The couple is still together, and hopefully, the talkative priest has learned to keep his joke to himself.

#23 Food Poisoning

This is the wedding that had everyone running for cover.

#24

Halfway through the reception, the toilet cubicles were filling up fast and guests were puking left, right, and center. It wasn't just to get out of listening to speeches and meaningless toasts, it was because the catering company had served rotten food that gave 47 guests a case of salmonella poisoning.

#25

While puking with someone you barely know can make you fast friends, puking up your wedding food is not the best way to celebrate your big day. After several people had week long bouts with diarrhea, several of the guests are now suing the caterers for $50,000. Wow.. talk about a shitty wedding.

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