The Most Offensive Christmas Gag Gifts You Can Buy

By Editorial Staff in Holidays On 1st December 2016

It;s the time for giving, and receiving. But if you're on the receiving end of one of these gifts, you might just want to rethink about your friendships. People are offended by just about everything these days, so most likely there will be those offended by these "gag gift" that are available to hand out for the holidays. From current issues like homophobia and religion to controversial groups like PETA and the Nazis, come together and join the "naughty list' with these clever, creative, disgusting, and offensive, un-politically correct gifts.

#1 Gay Accent Mouthspray

There are a few similar gag items like this one, like Irish Accent Spray, and German Accent Mouthwash, but this little homophobic stocking stuffer, (no pun intended) takes the fruit cake. It's available for $5.99 from Blueq.com and the ad slogan on this innovative mouth spray says it's a "patented extreme voice-enhancing formula that instantly puts the sizzle in your S's. Peppermint flavor."

#2 Redneck Toothbrush

There are enough redneck and hillbilly gag gifts available online to fill an outhouse. But this toothbrush for "hillbillies" is one of the most offensive, because there is a long-standing joke about those living in the Appalachian area having bad, or no teeth. It is funny but most likely, it would just embarrass someone who was not fortunate enough to have a good set of teeth, and shame often leads to anger, and that leads to things like dumb gag gifts being taken offensively. If you feel the need to go this route for your redneck friend, try the toilet paper instead. It's a pinecone!

#3 Alcoholics Anonymous Flask

Now here is a highly inappropriate gift if ever there was one. What a way to say, "just get over it" by giving your addicted loved one an Alcoholics Anonymous book with a hidden flask inside. Not only is this gift tasteless but it's also a great way to ruin someone's recovery. If you still want to get one for your drunken friend or husband, they are available on Etsy for about $30 bucks.

#4 You’re Retarded Sweatshirt

This one is probably going to sell pretty well, because who wouldn't think it's just a funny gag to give to a goofy friend for fun? The problem is that this has to be worn, outside, in front of people, who may be offended, and we all know they WILL be offended. The "R"-word is basically not acceptable anymore, so it is best not to use it, and definitely not to wear it so boldly on your clothing for the whole world to see. This hoodie goes for $24.99 on bewild.com and comes in nine color choices. Did you get that? It's TWENTY-FOUR-NINETY-NINE!

#5 Sensational Inflatables

The company Sensational Inflatables sells these miniature inflatable love dolls for that sexually depraved person in your life. They have several to choose from including the "perfect female specimen" that doesn't talk, give headaches, and is reusable/disposable, and the "perfect male specimen" that is not smelly. They even offer a mini Jesus doll for those who need to pray as they self-pleasure themselves with these hand held masturbation devices. They are only 8 inches in size, so not really a full sized love doll, but they might come in 'handy'. They are available for $24.99 on Amazon.

#6 Presidential Dolls

The country is still upset and angry over the election, so this gift will still be relevant come Christmas. In fact, it may be even more incentive for your political family member because the Inauguration is coming up in January. For those with a sense of humor and a love for politics, these Hillary and Trump sex dolls can be quite funny, but probably never get much use. They could provide a lot of laughs around your Christmas tree this year, though. But seriously, would YOU do either one? The company that makes these love dolls also has a few others, like a blow-up Barack, Just-In Beaver, Tiger Woods, and Michelle Obama. Imagine standing in the exchange line on the 26th with one of these.

#7 Anti-Nag Gag

This misogynistic gag gift is really just what it says it is, a gag. Calling a woman a nag is a big no-no, and joke or no joke, she will likely wonder just how serious her husband is if he buys her this. Even if she is a nag, you probably don't want to wrap this up for her on Christmas morning, or you may find yourself sleeping on the sofa for a few weeks. This product from River Island actually suffered a lot of backlash on Twitter for being sexist. It rates right up there with popular women's gifts like mops, brooms, washing machines, and flat irons.

#8 Baby Head Candy

This odd baby head candy isn't even something one would give out as a Halloween gift, let alone Christmas. People usually refrain from even joking about dead babies, but when they are edible and candy flavored, that's just disturbing. The add suggests giving them to a friend who has recently lost a child or had an abortion. Now how PC is that?

#9 Police P Plush

Did you know you can buy a penis plush that resembles practically any kind of person (a painter, a rasta, a hippie, a biker, the list goes on)? Etsy even makes a Police Penis Plush, should you know anyone who would appreciate such a strange kind of thing. There are also people would definitely not appreciate it; remember those people I was talking about who get butt-hurt over just about everything? I can totally see them getting whiny about this, because it could be considered making fun of cops. With this year's Blue Lives Matter movement in response to all the cop-shootings we've seen, policemen and women are either very respected or very hated. Those who respect them probably wouldn't think much of this particular gag gift, especially because in the description of the product on Etsy, it is called an "anthropomorphic dick, posing as a a dick", effectively calling cops dicks.

#10 Short Bus T-Shirt

There are tons of shirts on the market making fun of the short bus, which we all know means the bus that is generally used for kids who are mentally handicapped. It has become a popular joke among people who tease each other about being stupid, but to someone who knows or loves a person with a mental disability, this sort of joke could be very upsetting since they know firsthand the struggles and limitations every day brings for the people who really do ride the short bus. This particular short bus t-shirt can be found on eBay and is available for a very low price of just $8.00. They are made by the company Cheap Ass Tees, whose description of the shirt reads, "For your buddy that is just a little slower high quality screen-printed âÂ€Â˜Short Bus V.I.P. I'm Special' design on your choice of a cotton t-shit, hoodie, or tank top for men and women in 10 different colors."

#11 Fake Ultrasound Photos

Keeping in line with the offensive nature of some baby gag gifts like the candy baby heads, we now have the fake ultrasound. I have seen them time and time again, and there are just as many people who think it is hilarious to play this prank as there are people who would be very offended by it. These people are mostly those who have struggled to conceive or who have lost a pregnancy or a baby, or know someone who has. They are sensitive to people faking and making light of fertility, pregnancy, and birth, and feel it is not a joking matter. Women can easily buy fake pregnancy tests and ultrasound photos these days to prank their husbands, boyfriends, Facebook acquaintances, and family and friends, but now that it is the holidays (which is always a great time to announce a planned pregnancy for a couple who is trying), you can expect the pranks involving this product to go up, too.

#12 Anti-Fat Bedding

No fatties need apply. The site rageon.com that sells this interesting product, explains why you need it: "When you're stumbling into your room hammered at 2:00 A.M., this will be a friendly reminder that the hefty girl you brought home is a no-no." Imagine going home with a drunk guy and seeing this as his comforter set...what a slap in the face! If you've got a buddy who is very weight sensitive, you can purchase this bedding gift set in sizes Twin through King, for $99.00-$149.00.

#13 Swastika Lighter

The internet is full of crap, literally.But this Nazi lighter is not a joke. Any Nazi memorabilia would be considered offensive since Adolf Hitler and the Nazis carried out a genocide on the Jews with FIRE! It is cleverly advertised as "historically-inspired", when really it should be advertised for what it is: repulsive, sickening, and not something to be promoted, profited from, or even tolerated on any level. The lighter costs $8.99 on budk.com and is not something anyone with any sense should consider purchasing, especially as a gift for someone who may not hold the same beliefs.

#14 PETA Shirt

"People Eating Tasty Animals" is essentially mocking what PETA actually stands for as well as purposely using their acronym to do so. As with the Nazis, there are many products besides just shirts that poke fun at animal rights activists, such as PETA (People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals). They are known for their over-the-top antics when it comes to animal welfare, but still, shirts like this one and other like-minded products would be very offensive to them, and really to any person who has loved an animal. This shirt would be a good gag gift for someone who is a big meat-eater, but anyone else could be a risky recipient of it. Maybe a fun gift to give a bacon lover, but not something to be worn in a crowd of animal activists.

#15 Ms. Wonderful Doll

Another sexist and misogynistic product out there is this Ms. Wonderful Doll, which only serves to perpetuate the idea men notoriously should have the "perfect" woman. Most women cannot live up to what that unrealistic notion is, and their shortcomings, if you can call them that, will lead them to be offended by this gift. Any idiot would know not to actually give this to his wife, especially as a gift, but I could see a guy buying it as a gag gift for a buddy or a male relative, particularly one who often b*tches about his spouse. The bright blonde, big-boobed, bimbo-esque doll speaks 14 phrases that a real-life Stepford wife might say, all of them dumbed-down, brainless, and offensive to any modern-day woman who has an iota of self-respect. Funny to some men, insulting to most women.

#16 Holy Bible Flask

Clever or sacrilegious? You decide. One of the more practical gag gifts for a drinker (and even a religious drinker!), there are multiple variations of this Bible flask on the market. Some people probably take themselves too seriously and would be offended by this hiding place for booze in a Bible replica. But we must remember that Jesus turned water into wine, and so maybe this can be a celebration of that and not something to get butt-hurt over, although I am sure people are. So this could be the perfect gag gift for a friend who likes to be sneaky with their liquor, because who is anyone to judge, right? A Bible could be the perfect way to hide your demons, so to speak. You can buy one for just $16.99 on jiver.com.

#17 I Love ISIS Mug

If you're planning on giving this very creepy coffee mug, you had better make sure they have a very good sense of humor. To proudly declare you love a radical Salafi-jihadist militant group who is responsible for murdering so many people is a little taboo. You may think it funny or clever to give as a gag, but most people will find this the most offensive gift of all. ISIS is a serious threat to world freedom and peace. Unless your girlfriend's name is Isis, don't buy any ISIS themed novelty gifts. That's just tacky and crude.

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