The Sickest Burns That You'll Ever See
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Funny
On 17th February 2016
There is little you can do when you've left yourself open for a burn other than to hope no one spikes the perfect volley you've given them. But in today's digital age where social media leaves you hanging out there with all your stupidity on display, chances are that someone will smell the blood in the water and deliver the killing blow, shaming you into a submission cocktail of misery and "how didn't I see that coming?"
And then there are the legendary burns. Burns so sweet and deep that they find themselves captured and immortalized for everyone to see. Today we celebrate those with the sharpest of tongues and greatest of wits:
#1 Knuckle sandwiches prepared him for his career
#2 "Nice" is usually all anyone has when they've fallen victim to the burn
#4 Does he need a waaaambulance?
#5 Dear pride: Rest In Peace Dear pride: Rest In Peace
#6 The price of progress is steep
#7 Think it through, or the next line we write might be about you
#8 That is one fast pizza...
#9 Corporate trash-talking for the win
#10 Well that didn't go quite the way she expected it to
#11 Some things are just off limits
#12 Study that small thing
#13 Check yourself before you wreck yourself
#14 Keep it in the family
#15 I wouldn't suspect you would
#16 Both a burn and a deep thought...
#17 LOL, technically speaking
#20 Maybe it's time for a new operating system
#21 A little harsh, but seriously...