The Strangest Celebrity Quotes Ever

#1 SEAN CONNERY

There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack.

Sean Connery

#2 BRAD PITT

I'm one of those people you hate because of genetics. It's the truth.

Brad Pitt

#3 ROBERT DOWNEY JR

I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know.

Robert Downey, Jr.

#4 BETTY WHITE

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

Betty White

#5 JENNIFER LAWRENCE

I grew up in Kentucky, but I did not grow up like that. I had heat, and I didn't have to shoot my dinner or anything.

Jennifer Lawrence

(PEOPLE WILL PAY TO SEE HER AROUND THE HOUSE...)

#6 JACK NICHOLSON

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

#7 WILL FERRELL

If you are going to wrestle a bear, try to stay away from all fish oil products, you know. I mean it's tough for me, because I love to rub myself with salmon oil every day - it's a great conditioner for the hair, skin.

Will Ferrell

#8 BILL MURRAY

In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there.

Bill Murray

#9 DAVE GROHL

Give me something to assemble, I won't look at the directions, I'll try to figure it out by myself. It's why I love Ikea furniture.

Dave Grohl

#10 JACK BLACK

I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses.

Jack Black

#11 NICOLAS CAGE

Sometimes people think I'm wearing a wig when I'm not wearing a wig, and then sometimes they think I'm not wearing a wig when I am wearing a wig.

Nicolas Cage

#12 TREY PARKER

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

Trey Parker

#13 CONAN O'BRIEN

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

Conan O'Brien

#14 AL PACINO

All due respect and trying to be as modest as I can be, I am a dancer. But I don't think I would be on 'Dancing with the Stars,' mainly because I would be too shy.

Al Pacino

#15 JONAH HILL

I grew up in the '80s in L.A., so Ice Cube and Magic Johnson are my heroes.

Jonah Hill

#16 MARLON BRANDO

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

Marlon Brando

#17 GEORGE CLOONEY

I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!

George Clooney

#18 PATRICK STEWART

I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me.

Patrick Stewart

#19 KATY PERRY

I don't need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending. I have those daily.

Katy Perry

#20 KANYE WEST

I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we've seen before. It should be more like Willy Wonka... and welcome to my chocolate factory.

Kanye West

#21 BLAKE SHELTON

Even if it's your wedding, if you're a guy, it's boring.

Blake Shelton

(Could be why he just divorced Miranda Lambert)

#22 AMY POEHLER

Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.

Amy Poehler