The Struggles Of Being Single During Winter
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 13th January 2016
hakespeare once wrote: "sweet lovers love the spring." You'll notice he didn't write about love and possibility in the goddamn winter. That's because 20 degree weather freezes our hearts and legs closed. In this lovely season, many of us experience a dry spell as dry as our skin. While happy couples hold hands play in the snow or keep each other warm, we're buried under a pile of blankets with only the dim light of Tinder to brighten our spirits.
We are single. Here is our struggle:
#1 Your interaction with potential partners is confined to Tinder swiping because it's not like you're going to leave your house to go to a bar.
#2 You aren't burning any calories from sex, so you have to hit the gym.
#3 It's too damn cold to wear your flirty "going out clothes."
#4 You have to scrape ice off your car by yourself.
#5 You have to watch couples frolic in the snow.
#6 No one rushes to your rescue when you wipe out on ice.
#7 After braving the cold, everyone looks like a corpse, so attracting a partner is damn near impossible.
#8 Your bed gets cold without the extra body heat.
#9 Chapped lips and dry elbows don't exactly say "come hither."
#10 Conversely, it's hard to check someone out when they're buried in layers of sweaters and jackets.
