The Swear Words Coloring Book Is Here And It's F*cking Brilliant

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Swearing, you either love it or hate it. Personally I think it's fucking brilliant. I'm not saying that I love it so much that I drop the F-bomb fifty times a day (unless someone steals my last Weetabix, that makes me lost my shit). But I do enjoy a good expletive every once in a while for emphasis, it's fantastic. If you share this feeling then we've probably just found you the perfect accompaniment for 2016 a curse word coloring book.

We have Sarah Bigwood of Pixie Rah Designs to thank for this one. You may think that coloring is for children, however psychologists believe it has unbelievable benefits for adults and this one is pretty different from your average. Her "Sweary Words Coloring Book" is 20 pages of nothing but curse words which you can decorate in whatever way you see fit.

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Do you know what the best part is? The outlines are printed on high quality 160gsm paper, it's single sided and it's spiral bound. Meaning that you can go to town with makers, water colors, paint, whatever. YAY! I'm totally kidding ladies and gents of course that isn't the best part but I thought you might like to know the details.

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The highlight of this bad boy is the contents. Bigwood's entire list of words includes: Anal, Bellend, Bollocks, Bullshit, Cockwomble, Cunt, Dickhead, Fanny Flaps, Fuck, Fuck It, Fuck a Duck, Fuck Everything, Fuck this Shit, Knob Cheese, Piss Off, Shit, Thunder Cunt, Twat Waffle, Wanker, and Wank Stain.

You're probably wondering what a ‘cockwaomble' is? I've looked it up and apparently it's when a man has a good rummage downstairs. How lovely.

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If you fancy being the proud owner of one of these creations you can get your blasphemous mitts on a copy in the pre-sale for $16.00. What a fucking bargain. Bigwood used to sell the profanities as individual instant downloads on Etsy, but she knew that we are a world of cussers and so she gathered enough money through a Kickstarter campaign to comprise an entire book.

Thank fuck for that.