The Truth Is Harsh! Reality Is Often Much Different Than Expectation!

What you see is most certainly not what you get! People learn this lesson every day. You may see something awesome online and try to purchase it or mimic it but rarely does it turn out the way you expect.

#1 So you think having a girlfriend who is really into gaming is awesome?

That is until you find out she's a total derp!

#2 If I start advertising my business on social media I will make big bucks!

Wrong! Most likely you will end up overwhelmed and lose more money than you make.

#3 Ever thought about snuggling up in bed with your warm fuzzy fur baby?

Don't do it. All you will get is slobber, paws all over the place and dog hair everywhere.

#4 I will look like a total bad ass if I get this full head tattoo!

No, you will look like a bufoon and never find gainful employment.

#5 I will get on Twitter and everyone will be amazed by what I have to say.

155 characters later nobody gives a damn what you have to say unless you're a celebrity.

#6 I will look so sleek and sexy in these hot Yoga pants.

Most likely you will look like frumpy unkneaded dough. Don't even take the chance.

#7 I'm going to work out and get buff!

Settle down sparky. Working out is good for you, but you might want to lower your expectations unless you plan on getting roided up.

#8 Who needs coffee? I will wake up feeling like a million bucks.

Who are you trying to fool? Take your morning caffeine injection and get back to us after you've become coherent.

#9 I am an amazing singer in the shower. I should try out for The Voice.

NO! You should stay far FAR away from the microphone. The bleeding ears around you weren't a dead giveaway as to how terrible you sound?

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