You were at Walmart, you had on flip flops and pajamas. I think we'd make a great couple. Missed Connections from Craigslist that will make you ask DAFUQ?
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#1 Hit By Love In A Blue Housecoat And Flip-Flops
#2 He's Willing To Wait 30 Or 60 Days Until You Get Out Of Jail, No Longer
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#3 Your Urine Stains Are A Constant reminder Of Our Lost Love
#4 Kung Foo Panda For A Date Is A Real Shitty Night
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#5 Hey, At Least I'm Honest
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#6 Surprise! You Are The Father
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#7 Are You The Voyeur We're Looking For
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#8 I Put Out Your Fire And Yadda, Yadda, Yadda.. I Need Assistance Now Myself
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#9 Ready For The Bext Level
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#10 Let's Keep This All In The Family
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#11 I Yam What I Yam
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#12 Romantic Fast Food Dumpster Lover Has All The Right Words
#13 How Dare You Beautiful Redheads Have Children While I'm Jogging
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#14 A Cherished Moment Shared By Two Thanksgiving Drunks
#15 This Isn't A Missed Connection, MmmmKay
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#16 Looking At Me Made You Vomit. Hit Me Up
#17 Is He Still Drunk, It's Hard To Tell
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#18 We Made Fun Of People A Lot So Call Me
#19 That Sexy Skid Mark May Have Been From All The Beef Jerkey
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#20 You Pepper Sprayed Me, We May Be A Match Made In Heaven
#21 You Were So Sweet When You Caught Me Publicly Jerking It
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#22 A Taser Won't Keep A Good Stalker Down
