Nothing screams desperation like that one person who makes up their own nickname and desperately tries to get others to call themselves that. Someone should have told North Korea's former dictator, Kim Jong-il, that. He gave himself over 1200.
These Are The Most Hillarious And Weirdest Titles North Korea's Kim Jong-il Gave Them To Himself!
By
Teresa Thomerson in
Bizarre
On 18th April 2016
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#1 Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity
Which is why everyone hates the horrid conditions of North Korea! No wonder North Korea's current leader and son of this wack job, Kim Jung Un, is following in his footsteps.
#2 Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World
Sorry man. You are not in the Matrix and neither are you Neo.
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#3 Supreme Commander at the Forefront of the Struggle Against Imperialism and the United States
Doing such a good job of that. The world trembles to your face and snickers behind your back.
#4 Eternal Bosom of Hot Love
Who wouldn't want a picture of this heartthrob over their bed at night?
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#5 Glorious General, Who Descended from Heaven
Why when one dies a clone just takes his place!
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#6 World’s Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents
He's the Pokemon Master!
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#7 Dear Leader, Who Is a Perfect Incarnation of the Appearance That a Leader Should Have
Totally what every leader should look like, double chins and all.
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#8 Glorious General, Who Descended from Heaven
No one can out last this man!
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#9 Humankind’s Greatest Musical Genius
Dropping those mad phat beats!
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#10 Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity
He just had a hand in everything, didn't he?
