These Confusing Encoded Messages Are Ushering In The Apocalypse

By Johny in Funny On 28th January 2016
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#1 Mom = government guys, they are breeding super soldiers!

#2 It's a worldwide conspiracy, God is actually a dog.

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#3 Mila knows more than she's letting on.

#4 What the hell does that mean? Is that an alien ship of some sort?

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#5 That's what they want you to think.

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#6 Who is Larry and why does he need to f*ck cats in order to heal?

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#7 Tuna is a euphemism for assisted suicide. Wake up America!

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#8 They are the same person! It's so simple.

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#9 That's what the aliens want you to do.

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#10 Feta cheese is a code word for communism.

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#11 Chemical warfare.

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#12 The vegetarians are preparing to take over.

#13 Jesus won't come back unless you do everything in his name…everything!

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#14 Don't buy baguettes, the French have poisoned them!