These Dads Hilariously Failed At Facebook
By
Michael Avery in
Bizarre
On 2nd January 2016
First they said, "Who's a Super Mario."
Then they said, "What's a PokeMans?"
Next they said, "Where's this Facebook thing."
Now...now they're on Facebook. They–parents–are evolving and it's frightening. But mostly hilarious.
Every time I see someone post something about their dad on Facebook, I prepare myself for comedic gold. Something brilliant happens to dads when their hair thins and their stomachs stay in a permanent state of bloatedness. They suddenly lose all their urges to be cool and censor their speech. They have no one to impress. They don't need a mate or have to worry about their genes getting passed on. They can finally be their unapologetic selves...at the expense of your reputation of course.
Hail to dads everywhere. Keeping our self-esteem in check one bad post or comment at a time.
#1 This is a great PSA for not posting racy pictures to Facebook
#2 This post reached its intended audience.
#3 He just got alpha'd by his dad.
#4 He wiped your ass for the first three years of your life. He can say whatever they want about you.
#5 What does a proud horse look like, I wonder?
#6 "And that, in a nutshell, was what the 60s did to your grandpa."
#7 She should have had a curfew growing up. He should have a muzzle.
#8 Two duckface daughters who hate one another. Oh how prophylactics would have come in handy all those years ago.
#9 Strike three. You're out.
#11 A wonderfully titled picture album by dad.
#12 What is family for if not to publicly humiliate you at every opportunity?
#13 He makes no excuses about his genetic makeup. Good for him!
