Amazon is the largest online retailer out there. You can find a plethora of things to buy on this site. A big thing that makes this a great shopping website is their review system. Real customers are able to leave real, honest reviews of their purchases. It really helps us make sure we are making educated purchases and not getting stuck with a crap product. However, some people who leave reviews that weave tales that are so funny and bizarre that we just had to share some with you.
These Hilarious Amazon Reviews Will Leave You In Stitches
By
Missy aka Tizzy in
Funny
On 16th February 2018
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Haribro Sugar-Free Gummy Bears 5 Pound Bag
I do not think I have ever laughed harder in my life. The amount of detail that this reviewer used to explain his experience is incredible. It makes me wish he was a book author. I would for sure be a fast fan of his.
Not Sugar-Free
This little diddy made me giggle. Apparently, after Amazon was swamped with reviews like the last one for the sugar-free gummy bears, they pulled the product. It was replaced with regular gummy bears that just do not have the same effect, and people are saddened over that.
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The Beach Behemoth Giant Inflatable 12-Foot Pole-to-Pole Beach Ball
First, there is no way that I would pick something like this up unless I had a motorized air pump. Could you imagine how jacked your arms would be from manually pumping this monster up? This customer was incredibly descriptive in their experience with this product. It definitely makes it clear that this could be a huge waste of money.
Smiffy's Gas Mask
This was not quite the review I expected to find. I thought it would have been some week smoker talking about how it did not hold in the smoke considering the price.
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MC Hammer Gold Parachute Pants
I bet he is not the only guy with a pair of these hidden in their home. While I do not find them to be any more or less fashionable than skinny jeans, he does make a point. I would definitely avoid wearing them outside of the house whether it is windy outside or not.
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This Book...OMG!
The title alone makes us know that this book is likely a hot mess. By this customer's review, we can also guess that the author used capslock through the entire book. Ya know, Amazon is a great place for new authors to get a start on their career, but some people really should find another hobby.
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Rubber Horse Mask
It appears that only those with a great sense of humor buy things like rubber horse masks. I especially love the third one down. But, when the first reviewer said they galloped away to eat some grass, I snorted from laughing so hard.
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Rainbow or Floppy Dildo? You decide.
This is a close up look of a cookie cutter going incredibly wrong. I know it is supposed to be a rainbow with a pot of gold at the end, but the execution is all wrong. I could see this being used more for bachelorette parties than on St. Patrick's Day.
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USB Mini Desktop Fan
He did what? That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works...talk about repurposing your items. This is redneck ingenuity at its finest.
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Kleenex
This is perhaps the most honest review from a mother that has ever been posted on Amazon. I love how she describes her disgusting teenage boys and their long showers along with overuse of the household toilet paper and tissue. She has told a tale that many mothers live through.
