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These Marriage Tweets Might Make You Rethink Ever Walking Down The Aisle.

By Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 1st June 2018

Marriage is a major commitment that should not be taken lightly. We suggest getting to know your soon-to-be spouse really well before taking that step. We even recommend living together for awhile. Otherwise, you might learn that the love of your life has some quirks that you are just not capable of dealing with. These tweets will give you a good look at what it is really like to be married.

Write it Down

We don't even know why guys think they can remember everything. Even if he has a great memory, if the list has more than three or four things on it, he is sure to forget something or get the wrong items altogether.

New Pet

When a wife decides that she wants a new pet, there is no telling her that it is not going to happen. It is going to happen with or without your blessing. You might wear the pants, but she is king of the castle. Get used to it.

Vacation

This guy should consider his wife's little trip as his own vacation. Let's just hope she came home to an immaculate home to avoid any arguments. Nothing is worse for a women to come home to a messy home as if she is the only person who cleans it.

Wrong

There absolutely is a wrong way to put the milk away. It must always be sitting towards the front of the shelf with the handle facing out. Any other way is just a fight waiting to happen.

You Just Know

This is one of the greatest things about being married. You seem to be able to read each other's minds even when it is about trivial things like this.

Damn Straight

When you are married, there is no need for words like "I love you too" when your spouse professes his love for you. Your reply should be like this one, or you should say something like "you better." He will understand.

This

Yes! There is so much of this in a marriage. It happens more often than her waking you up to ask, "did you hear that" when the wife hears the slightest noise around the house. This is marriage in a digital age.

Why?

Someone has clearly been watching too many prank videos on YouTube. We just wonder if he put the first aid supplies in the Cheetos bag.

Be First

This one has a big chance of backfiring on you. In fact, we can guarantee that nine times out of ten, you will still be the one to decide what is for dinner because the other person's response is something like, "whatever you want" or "you pick."

Toilet Texts

You might as well forget those days where you hid bowel movements and gas from each other. Saying "I do" throws all of those courtesies out the window.

It's okay, honey.

Whenever a man takes on a task that the woman normally does, he expects a parade and will never let you forget that it happened. It is best to find a man that enjoys doing housework and cooking than finding one that you have to coax and coerce into doing those things.

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