These Star Wars Condoms Are The Contraceptive That Every Nerd Needs
If you somehow hadn't heard, Star Wars: The Force Awakens finally comes out this Friday. But the overwhelming amount of merchandise that comes with every Star Wars film is already on shelves. Yes, they even have Darth Vader showerheads -- because why not?
Although the haters would have you believe otherwise, Star Wars fans need contraceptive too. So you'll be glad to learn that there are now Star Wars condoms, to keep you busy until the 18th.
#1.Graphic Armor, who specialize in custom-made condoms, have both dark and light side versions for those who want Vader or Yoda on their penis.
#2.The line is rather cleverly called "Saber Skins." And both versions come with some witty lines printed on them.
#3.While some users pointed out just how useful condoms would have been in the movies
#4.And terrifyingly enough, this isn't the only Star Wars sex thing that you can buy. There are lightsaber dildos.
#5.And for the gentlemen, there's this masturbator called the "Hand Solo." See what they did there?
