These Sugar-Free Gummy Bear Reviews Will Serve As A Hilarious Warning To Stay Away

Amazon is known for selling a wide variety of things. You really can find just about anything on that site. It seems that people were really excited when they started selling sugar-free gummy bears. It was an opportunity for people to eat one of their favorite childhood treats without the guilt of eating something filled with sugar. They sure were in for a surprise.

What a surprise!

It was awesome when Amazon started offering our favorite sweet treat in a sugar-free variety. Not only did they offer sugar-free gummy bears, but they offered them in huge five-pound bags. People swarmed to the popular shopping site to get themselves a bag, but they had no idea what they were really in for.

The Gummy Bear Cleanse

Some of the folks who purchased these sweet treats were in for a treat of their own. They had no idea that indulging in something that is meant to be good for you would turn out to be so bad for them in the long run. This poor guy learned his lesson the hard way. Then, when he warned a friend, she did not heed his warning and ended up in the same shitty situation.

Ah-choo!

While this person seemed to have the same experience as many others, it ended up helping him out a bit. Nothing seems to move you through a TSA checkpoint at the airport like a case of explosive diarrhea. Keep that in mind next time you fly, folks.

Satan Bears

It is like some people are a glutton for punishment. This guy read the reviews. He read the horror stories of people getting stuck on the toilet after just a handful of these evil little bears, yet he and his friends still decided to try them out. Reading his story makes us wonder how his friends fared since he seemed to make it to the toilet before all hell broke loose in his bowels.

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Forget sending glitter bombs and bags of dicks to your enemies. You can just send them a bag of sugar-free gummy bears. They will think they are in for a sweet treat. Once their stomachs start churning, maybe they will realize the error of their ways and become better people.

The Prankster

Then, there are people, like this guy, who are pure evil. His co-workers must be really unbearable to want to do something like this to them. Either that or he is just a huge jerk thinking that doing something like this while at work would be funny. I feel bad for the janitor who will be stuck having to clean up the restrooms after this guy unleashes his prank.

The end of times

This guy sounds like he might have gotten off a bit easier than most. It seems he only had to battle a massive amount of gas that built up over the hours after he decided it was a good idea to eat a quarter of the bag in one sitting. He paints a very funny visual picture for us.

Blame Haribro

This gal did not hesitate to blame Haribro for the storm she unleashed after eating some of these gummy bears. To be fair to Haribro, did not tell this lady to eat as many as she must have to have these kinds of results. Gluttony is a sin, Kim.

Proper Warning

This guy leaves a plain warning that all should heed. If you have read the reviews for this item and still decide to purchase them, do not go an eat a large portion in one sitting. You will surely regret it.

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