They Died Before They Could Cross The Street

#1 Cool Jerk

This unfortunate "crip-walking" person should have used the crip-cross-walk.

Running means you can never get hit...She gets SMASHED. That injury looks non-lethal, though. Right?

Oh, he was trying to get that insurance money. Too bad suicide isn't covered by his HMO. Those moves, though...

He literally just entered one of the most dangerous "Danger Zones" in a parking lot...and as a dealer he really should have known...

Bffs forever? Nah girl, gotta go--HMU in heaven.

In this sense he should have looked at both lanes...