Things Men Do That Women Probably Don't Know About.
#1 Flush The Toilet Mid Stream
To try and beat the flush in a race...
#2 Act Really Lazy When They Thin Nobody Will Notice
Like instead of using the twist tie on the bread to re-close it, they just tuck the wrapper underneath.
#3 Delighted On Finally Being Alone
They won't say it, but men love, love, love to be alone and just relax. That's why they build man cave's. If they could hold up in their own little space with beer, cigars, a big TV, movies, music, and a remote, they'd be set for life... or at least until dinner time.
#4 Try To Act All Macho And Stuff
Like acting all beast mode trying to run up 50 flights of stairs at top speed, even though they are out of shape.
#5 Thinking They're The Next Big Rock Star
Just about every man has that dream in the back of his mind that perhaps, just perhaps, he is the next big rock mega star or rapper just waiting to be discovered. Never mind the fact that he can't even play and instrument or carry a tune. It's always a dream.
#6 When In The Shower..
Men like to take the water and cup it in their hands, splash it, and watch it roll off their chest to the floor. We don't know why, it's a man thing.
#7 Squirted Too Early
OK, this one no man will admit. But yes, it happens. Premature ejaculation. It can turn a 7 minute man in to a 2 minute man really FAST!
#8 Waking Up With Morning Wood
Every guy has had this problem, yet they still insist on trying to pee, and it's virtually impossible.
#9 Size Does Matter To Them
They won't admit this to you, or anybody, but most guys have checked online to see if their size is adequate.
#11 Acting Like A BRO
All men have at least once given the all knowing nod to another man, for one reason or another, even though sometimes it just leads to confusion...
#12 Tried Watching Sports While Being Romantic
Most guys have pulled this stunt. One eye on the game, one eye on the woman in bed. It's so hard to decide which is most important. Let''s see... the game is only on tonight, but this woman is not going anywhere for awhile. Easy decision.
#13 Blown Their Nose In Inappropriate Places
Like in the shower. Most guys have, at some point, held their nostril and let a boogie fly while in the shower, hoping it gets washed down the drain.
#14 Farted In Bed
Most men have farted in the bed and wafted the bed sheets to try and unsheathe a nasty fart.
#15 Tried To Be A Super Man In The Bathroom
Like while peeing, they try to cover the entire surface of the water to see if they can form bubbles. Or flushing before finished to try and beat the stream down the drain.
#16 Looked At Their Own Poop
A lot of guys like to take a glance at their poop before flushing. Not sure if it's a measuring contest or just to make sure it will go down without calling a plumber, but for some reason it's a sight to behold for guys.
#17 Watched Romantic Comedies Alone
Don't let them tell you they have never seen a Meg Ryan or Renee Zellwiger movie, because they're lying. They probably have Lifetime on preset. But on one must ever know this.
#18 Tried To Act Stronger Than They Know They Are
Like when someone tries to come on to their lady at a bar, and they get all rough and rowdy, when they know damn well they just wish the 300 pound oak would just back away and leave them alone. But a big attitude goes a long way!
#19 Delete Their Search History
EVERY guy tries to hid what he has been searching for by deleting his search history. BUT... a lot of women know the tricks on how to find the hidden pages anyway, so be careful!
#20 Singing In The Car Alone
Like how they get in the car and get stuck in traffic, then start jamming to the radio like some sort of rock king. If you've ever wondered why your station is stuck on Celine Dionne or Whitney Houston, it just might be your man who dialed it up.
#21 Rereading Everything They Write Or Text
Like when you text a man and it takes 25 minutes to get a reply... it's because he is rereading it over & over to make sure he has said the exact thing you want to hear.
#22 Fantasized About Female Friends
yes, all of them. Men think about sex every 3 seconds, so it's only natural they have thought about their own friends as well as your friends.. maybe even your family members.
