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#1 Already preordered my 3D-printed interactive spider robot dress for those cocktail parties I won’t be attending!
#2 For those that want to hide their beauty so scrubs don’t try to speak to you on the train, this is the hoodie to use.
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#3 When in doubt, you can just do the tried and true combo of sunglasses and a hoodie. It always works.
#4 Keep your sunglasses on so if a dude tries to manspread next to you, you can “sleep fail” your personal space back to freedom.
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#5 This is a great hoodie to wear if you want to scare everyone into switching train cars.
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#6 Definitely wear these Comme des Garçons boots during rush hour.
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#7 And lest we forget: the Snuggie, for the ultimate in comfort and secondhand embarrassment for all those around you.
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#8 For a subtle look that gets the job done, make sure to accessorize.
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#9 This seems perfectly reasonable to wear during flu season.
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#10 Waiting for train in the rain? Wait in style, in your own personal hate bubble.
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#11 This vest made out of garden spikes is going to be the new hot summer trend.
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#12 Block all the haters out while protecting your eyes.
#13 there are always more comfortable,
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#14 If that dress is a touch too femme for you, there are always more comfortable, more literal options at hand.
#15 This is the ideal look to be wearing when you’re out with your girlfriend, honestly.
