This Elaborate Advertising Ploy Will Chill You To The Core...I Didn't See That Coming

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 12th July 2016
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#1 No one likes being handed flyers in the street, but flyers in a mysterious basket next to a child?

Okay, I'll bite.

#2 And so will you, but as you get closer, you notice something's not right.

You could never get this close to a real child without them moving a muscle.

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#3 That's when you realize it's a faceless doll from the depths of Hell.

But hey, at least they got you to take a flyer. That's what I call top-notch marketing.

#5 And it isn't actually a faceless demon child after all. It's a fairly normal figure known as a "time out doll."

You can even buy yourself a craft kit and make one at home if you want to!

But why would you want to?

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#6 The idea is that these dolls are supposed to lean in the corner like children in -- you guessed it -- time out.

I'd like to meet the person who thought this would be a cute idea.

I think I could make a name for myself as a creepy marketing consultant. Now all I need is a case study for how effective it is to terrify your prospective customers. Anyone feel like being my guinea pig?