As someone who is a serious fan of body art, I know four things. Number one: get a design you like, because it will be there forever. Number two: if you’re going for a quote, for the love of God spell check it first. Number three: make sure you’re certain about what you’re doing because let me tell you, it’s not easy to remove tattoos. Lastly, respect your tattoo artist because he is in charge of making your ink look good.
This Girl Tried To User Her Body To Get A Free Tattoo But This Artist Put Her In Her Place
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 11th May 2016
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#1 The lady in today’s story decided to use her hotness to get a free butt tattoo and the tattoo artist was less than impressed.
Apparently this girl wanted a deal on her butt tattoo and her tactic to get it was incredibly unsubtle flirtation. Her tattoo artist was having none of it because quite frankly he didn't go to graphics design school (or whatever kind of school ink masters go to) to hand out free body art work to girls with large egos.
In the full text conversation, she texts him asking for a discount. "Charge me less because I am good looking" she says. Naturally his response is hilarious and we can safely say she was put in her place.
#2 Beautiful women are known to get what they want in life. In fact, scientific studies have proven it.
According to Cheat Sheet, extensive studies have proven that "the hotter you are, the more opportunities you will be given".
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#3 What is the exception to this rule? It seems that men love a beautiful face but hate a bad attitude.
#4 This brings us back to the story at hand.
Despite casually mentioning her "fat booty" and reminding this tattoo artist that she will be in her underwear, this absolute gem of a man was having none of it and his response left her looking very foolish.
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#5 The girl in this text conversation wanted a discount based on her good looks.
This tattoo artist was having none of it because in his words "the way you look don't pay my bills".
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#6 She continued to persist and things take a hilarious and unexpected twist.
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#7 Whether this gentleman is in fact gay or not is yet to be confirmed.
This could be the male equivalent of the classic "sorry I'm a lesbian" line which straight women use to dismiss strange men.
If this girl is absolutely desperate for a free tattoo perhaps she can hunt down this magician and get him to perform his amazing tattoo trick on her.
