This Guy Made A Booking Mistake For Star Wars And He’s Paying The Price

#1 Like no one’s said a word about Star Wars so we thought we might get our feet in the door.

We'll start from the beginning. 38 years ago in the same galaxy as this one, a film called Star Wars was released. It was quite good and thus got two sequels. 22 years later, the long awaited prequels came out and they weren't very good and people mostly disregard them. 16 years later, a new one is being released and word is that it's very good. We're all very excited.

Now that you're clued up on something that you obviously already were, we can get started.

#2 People are trying to see it as early as possible so they can ruin it for everyone else (because that’s humanity)… people like this guy, for example…

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