This Guys Mates Decided To Teach Him A Big Lesson For Not Wearing A Condom

#1 The cool thing about being a pathetic loser is that you stand absolutely no chance of accidentally impregnating a girl. Life hack.

#2 On that note, if you ever come across some ungodly cross between a kid whose chin is too big and a box of kleenex mansize, you didn’t see me, yeah?

#3 This guy, unnamed (although he presumable has one), didn’t get off so easy as me.

#4 Having had sex with a girl who apparently loved him, he realised that not wearing a condom has its side-effects… such as pregnancy.

#5 That’s when he reached out to the girl in a state but was promptly trolled by a wrong number…

#6 Look it is pretty simple. If you decide to have a one night stand. USE PROTECTION!!!!!

#7 There is nothing simpler than carrying a rubber in your wallet (or of course being on the pill),

but in the case of this guy, he decided he would go ‘bareback'.

#8 He then learned an important lesson from some ‘Good Samaritans’.

You have to sort of feel sorry for that guy, though. He was in a proper state hope everything's alright and he's good at building flatpack cots.