This Is Darth Mykolaiovych Vader. He Was One Of 42 Candidates Who Ran For Mayor Of Odessa, Ukraine
By
Editorial Staff in
Amazing
On 13th December 2015
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#1.This is a day in the life of a real life Darth Vader as he waits for The Force Awakens.
#2.After losing an election and two Death Stars, he's been forced to live a boringly average life
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#3.He gets up every morning just like the rest of us and brushes his teeth...or rather his grill.
#4.And then he showers, just like the rest of us.
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#5..The leader of the Galactic Empire can't be expected to walk around in a creased cape
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#6.Nor can he be expected to run on an empty stomach.
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#7.And then, it's off to work. But he needs to say goodbye to his noble steed first.
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#8.Then it's off to work. Thankfully the Death Star is accessible by bus.
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#9.And the winning of hearts and minds begins.
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#10.The morning begins with meetings.
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#11.Then it's time for lunch.
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#12.And the rest of the day is spent practicing for his inevitable conquest of the galaxy
