This Man Attempted To Remove Hemorrhoids From His Ass With A Sword. As Expected It Goes Terribly Wrong

#1

Mr. Kao, 54, had been attempting to treat his own butt pain by using a toy sword to ‘snip' the haemhoroids.

Sadly, he slipped, and the spiky, fantasy weapon disappeared up his rear entrance.

#2

He told medics that he was initially too embarrassed to just turn up for treatment for the condition on his bottom.

But he ended up on the local news as he allowed cameras in to the treatment room as a warning to others.

#3

He had been suffering from haemorrhoidal pain for a decade. He could no longer take the sharp pains in his anus and decided to try to cut out his haemorrhoids himself.

I feel really bad for the guy, but here is where I just have to laugh:

"However, doctors then laid the devastating news on him the he didn't actually have any hemorrhoids."