This Scorned Man’s Ex-Wife Was Given Half Of Everything – Literally

#1 A German man has been through what seems to be a pretty nasty divorce

and is exacting his revenge by following the law to the letter and giving his wife half of all his possessions. Literally.

#2 It included the message “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years, Laura! You’ve really earned half.”

#3 He sent half of everything to Laura.

#4 He’s selling the other half on eBay. Right now, he’s got an offer of $50 for his half of the car.

#5 He ended his message with a shoutout to Laura’s new lover, saying “Greetings to my successor.”

#6 While we don’t condone this kind of craziness, we’ve got to applaud him for his perfectly straight cuts.

#7 That’s how real men handle heartbreak.

#8 He posted a video to YouTube of himself dividing up all of their joint possessions.