This Tumblr Is Replacing Guns In Movies With Selfie Sticks And It's Oddly Fitting

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If you subscribe to the Michael Scott School of Improv Rules, then you may be under the impression that there is no onscreen action more exciting than the brandishing of a gun. But what if guns in movies were perhaps replaced with a slightly more absurd weapon of choice? Would they still have the same onscreen gravitas?

A tumblr entitled "Guns Replaced With Selfie Sticks" is endeavoring to do just that, with the help of a little Photoshop. While your favorite action stars might look badass while wielding their guns, replacing their firearms with selfie sticks is undeniably hilarious

#2 George Clooney tries to find his perfect lighting.

#3 Kurt Russel wants everyone on Instagram to check out his dope fur hat.

#4 The Terminator is going for a #natural #nomakeup look here.

#5 Robert DeNiro hopes his thoughtful, furrowed-brow selfie will go over well on Snapchat.

#6 Brad Pit is like "Hey guys, look at all these bodies!"

#7 Vincent and Jules are the Kings of the Pouty Face.

#8 Dirty Harry, taking a break for one well-lit beauty shot.

Writer Matt Haughey even took part of the selfie-stick game by sharing his own Photoshopped creations on Twitter.

#9 Harry Potter, whose selfie caption will inevitably be "I just found out my Patronus is a stag, WHAAAAAAAAAA???!!"

So, while we can all agree that weapons can be great attention-grabbers, maybe we can all just dial down the movie violence in favor of some good, old-fashioned narcissism.