Those Awkward Times Where People Really Needed To Check What They Were Saying
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 18th November 2015
For example, you could say “Ian is so hard” meaning Ian has a certain strength and street cred about him. OR it could mean Ian is very aroused. It’s very hard to tell.
And it’s not just Ian you might get confused about. Just look at these!
#1 Won’t someone please think of the children?!
#2 But that would put them off the all the football!
#3 The Seventh-Day Adventist Church has spoken.
#4 Jacking cars is stressful and sometimes a bit of relief will get you a long way.
#8 That kid in the orange top doesn’t.
#9 I don’t understand what this is supposed to mean?!
#10 The day McDonald’s run out of fleshlights is the day I stop visiting.
#11 Patrick Stewart and his unorthodox, yet efficient, take on murder.
#12 Let the ugly ones do what they like.
#13 Maybe he means the little things that float in the sea for boats..? No, he’s just a pervert.
#14 Give me an S! Give me a E! …
#15 Because Daddy paid off the mortgage and feels like celebrating. Goodnight kids.