Tila Tequila Thinks The Earth Is Flat And Wants Twitter To Prove Her Wrong
By
Suzanne in
Entertainment
On 8th January 2016
You may be thinking, "Who the hell is Tila Tequila and why does a scientist have such a slutty name?" Well children, Ms. Tequila (her given name is Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen) is a bisexual singer and reality TV star from the early 2000s. She was also once the most popular person on MySpace. She's NOT a scientist.
That didn't stop her from dropping this absolute bombshell of a shower thought on Twitter in the wee hours of the morning.
#1 She dropped this absolute bombshell of a shower thought on Twitter in the wee hours of the morning.
#2 Most people were like, "Go home Tila Tequila, you're drunk" but she obviously got some of them thinkin' because look at all those retweets!
#3 This wasn't any late night, "I'm super stoned and I'll regret tweeting this in the morning" kind of thing either, Tila was on a MISSION.
#4 Then she started backing her shit up with REAL WORLD examples.
#5 Then she had some technical difficulties but don't worry, that wasn't the end of this fact finding adventure. Tila was just getting warmed up.
#6 When she returned to Twitter this afternoon, she realized the gravity of what she'd done, and wasn't ashamed.
Wait, what happened to WW3?! Never mind, we must press on.
#7 Tila's more determined than ever to expose NASA and all of it's science for the total bullshit that it is.
#8 Out of politeness, we decided not to point out that human beings have actually been to space, seen the spinning globe, and returned to Earth to talk about it. Heck, they even took pictures, but we didn't want to hurt her feelings. Her arm is already in such bad shape.
#9 Well? WHAT SAY YOU SCIENCE?!
#10 Somebody please stop her. For the love.
