Time to put a CORK in it

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 5th February 2014

 

 

A CORK radio station was running a competition-word's that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sence.

The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"

Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."

DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"

Caller: "GOAN..Spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced as go-an."

DJ: "You are correct Dave, Goan is not in the dictionary."

DJ: "Now for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use the word in that will make sence?"

Caller: "Goan f**k yourself!"

The DJ cut the caller short and proceeded on to other successful callers until,

DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"

Caller: "Jeff"

DJ: "What's your word Jeff?"

Caller: "Smee..Spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced as (smee)."

DJ: "You are correct Jeff, Smee is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use the word in that will make sence?"

Caller: "Smee again, goan f**k yourself!"