Times When You Literally Couldn’t Even
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 21st February 2016
Every person has had a moment where they’re just like, “I just can’t even!” Even if you’re not a ~can’t even~ enthusiast – you know the kind of situation I’m talking about! One of those times where you’re really just fed up and absolutely ready to pack up your bags and go home. Popular among teens and women, this saying deserves a little more air play, I’d say – it really does just sum up an entire situation that we all know.
So, what causes a ~I can’t even~? Well, it can be anything from getting a text message from a stalker ex to getting on a really packed train after a horrible day at work. The next 12 will make you laugh out loud because of the ridiculousness and familiarity.
1.People who use too many hashtags
We've all got that one friend #livingfortheweekend #livinglife #yolo #BFF #summertime #coolvibes #ihatehashtags
2. Your crush, shirtless
For some magical reason, you see your crush without a shirt on or in very little clothing and it's just like "I cannot even!"
3. Your friend cancelling after you’ve just put on your make-up
If you've gotten me up and dressed, make-up and hair done and you cancel then we can no longer be friends! Sorry, not sorry!
4. When you see cute animals
The smallest and cutest little kitten in the world will make even the biggest of men say "Awwww! I can't even!"
5. When you’re behind a slow walker
Those times when you're trying to pass them but they're taking up the entire pathway and you literally just want to punch them in the back of their head.
6. When you drop your iPhone and crack the screen
You try and you try and then bam! your hopes and dreams are gone within a second when you drop your phone and have
the entire screen shatter.
7. When Netflix asks you if you’d like to continue watching
I plan on binge watching New Girl, Netflix, GOSH! Stop asking me if I want to continue watching, OF COURSE I WANT TO CONTINUE WATCHING.
8. When you only get 1 like on your Facebook
You're trying to get the squad together for a night out and no one comments and only 1 person likes your status your aunt.
9. When you don’t remember what happened last night
You know you partied hard and for hours but you can't remember exactly what you did, where you went or who you saw.
10. When you sleep with your ex boyfriend again
They're your ex for a reason then you went and opened THAT can of worms. Yep, be prepared for an awkward morning and a little talk.
11. When someone misspells your and you’re
You know someone is marriage material if they know when to use your and you're. If they can't well then, I literally can't either.
12. When the DJ won’t play your song
You know that if you hear your jam in the club then your night will be made, but the DJ is an a-hole and won't play your request.
13. When your friend is sloppy drunk
When you're sober and your friend is beyond gone and acting all crazy with their "whoo hoo's" and wanting to do all of these weird things.
14. Monday mornings
Three words: I can't even
