Times When Your Kids Consider You An #Assholeparent

By Abdullah Sohrab Khan in Funny On 21st June 2017
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#1

It is true that I did not know if the goat poop would be tasty or not but I took a guess. Bite me.

#2

If only I was Aquaman only then I could've made this kid happy

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#3

I just did not want him or more importantly me on the news for the wrong reasons.

#4

Yeah, I don't think she'll forget that anytime soon.

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#5

I love my dog, I love my kid as well. It was a tough choice

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#6

I could've used glue but then who would've stopped her from taking another bite.

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#7

Here adults cannot drive properly even when they can see the road ahead while this one thinks he'll be good at it.

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#8

The 'nail' part of the word 'nail-polish' could not have been empathized enough anymore but nope she didn't want to listen.

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#9

She thought it was embarrassing that she would cross the intersection holding my finger.

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#10

So this one thought a brush, no matter if it was a tooth brush or a toiled brush had to go into the mouth.

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#11

All we had were PJs with heart shapes, also she didn't let me cut those parts out

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#12

25 minutes of utmost patience I exhibited and this is what I had to bear at the end.

#13

Actually, on this one, I could not stop laughing, even showing her the nose in the mirror did not stop her from crying.

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#14

Mayo and Cereal, nope nope nope.

#15

Yeah goodluck with making him understand that one.

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#16

In my defense the bag was light, and I just wanted her to learn to be a little responsible.

#17

It just wasn't a very tasty deodorant.

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#18

Unfortunately, she wouldn't accept the jumper that I got my mother either.

#19

She was so scared of the shadow, but she didn't want to stay in the shade for too long and that was the only way I could stop the shadow.