TMI Texts Are Only Made Worse When They Come From One Of Your Parents

The cool mom

Now that the whole world knows this kid is losing his virginity, and he must be killing it if she can hear what is going on. Most first experiences are anxiety filled and quiet from the uncertainty. Perhaps this is not Junior's first time. Either way, it is kind of cool that mom is not totally freaking out.

No kid wants to hear this.

Mom must not have too many friends or she just feels incredibly close to her kid. No matter how close and open you think you are with your children, none of them want to have the mental picture of you having sex or hear about how their Dad banged your back out. It is just not something you share with your kids.

Ummmmm? You what?

Autocorrect can be a real bitch. It will always do its total best to embarrass you at any given moment. We bet Mom was not so relaxed after this autocorrect debacle.

What a crap gift!

We agree with the kid here. Mom would have definitely been much happier with a stiffy for an anniversary gift. Who knows. Maybe she got one later that evening and is, thankfully, keeping it to herself.

Just hang a cowboy hat on the door.

This Dad needs to take a lesson from the Fockers and just hang a hat on the door. It is one thing to know that your parents are human and have sex, but it is a whole other thing to have it blatantly spelled out in front of your face.

I hate when that happens!

Could you even imagine being a mom and getting this text from your son? What I wonder is how often does this kid type 'cock' into his phone that it would end up causing 'coke' to be autocorrected to it.

We feel ya, kid.

No kid ever, ever wants to hear about their mom giving dad a boner. The mental images are enough to trigger a weak stomach and scar your kid for life. Thankfully, this was a simple autocorrect fail, so not too much harm was done here.

Nice save, Dad!

What started out as a sweet text went wrong very quickly. I am sure this girl still shudders in disgust when looking back at this text. We are just glad it was a mistake and he was not simply over-sharing.

This Mom, OMG!

My daughter would probably say this sounds like something I would text to her. Sometimes as moms, we just need to say things that we cannot say to our friends without them judging us. We do it out of pure love and knowing they will still love us afterward...no matter how much we gross them out.

Someone is in trouble!

It is hard to even believe this text is real. If you need to confront someone about something like this, please pick up the phone. This dad is already up sh*t's creek without a paddle, but now his son knows too.

A new treatment?

Now that is a treatment for an allergic reaction that I could get down with. But seriously, do people just not check their texts before sending them out?

Wow.

This whole text is one hot mess. First, mom is getting her anus played with. Then, she cannot even recognize Britney Spears. For shame!

TMI!

This is not something a kid wants to hear about their dad. Mom totally should have kept this to herself. Imagine if he found out his kid knows he only plays the short game.

It's natural

That sounds like a fart she could be proud of. Her kid should totally appreciate that her mom was comfortable enough to share such an epic moment with her, especially since she was not there to bask in the stench of such an unholy experience.

Welcome to the jungle!

It is totally fine with us kids to know that our parents have a healthy sex life. However, it is not okay to tell us about it, especially using words like "wild monkey sex." That puts an image in our heads that will take years of therapy to get over.

Great advice!

Our parents will instill little pearls of wisdom in our heads throughout their lifetime. This kid does not even realize that his father is teaching him a life lesson here. Coughing in order to cover the sound of your poop is excellent advice.

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