Toilets That Will Make You Choose To Poop Your Pants Instead

#1 Here is a prime example of why you may not want to use a toilet.

#2 SUDDENLY, you don’t have to go quite so badly.

#3 AND THE LAWN SEEMS LIKE AN ACCEPTABLE PLACE TO DO YOUR BUSINESS NOW.

#4 EVERYWHERE FEELS ITCHY.

#5 CATFISH ARE FINE BUT NOT WHERE YOU’RE TRYING TO POOP.

#6 HAHAHAHAHA OOPS JUST WENT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

#7 Toilets aren’t even that great anyways, right? RIGHT?

#8 *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

#9 Oh wait this toilet is fine… Just Kidding Here Have Some Nightmares.

HAVE FUN NEVER USING A TOILET AGAIN.