Totally True Stories That Definitely, 100% Completely Happened
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Funny
On 30th May 2016
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#1 This kid got that very real scar from a very real fight.
#2 This brilliant baby is definitely talking at just 2-months-old.
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#3 I wish the universe cared about me as much as it cares about Julie.
#4 And that's not how treadmills work.
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#5 And that's not how treadmills work.
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#6 Because EVERY 6-month-old fetus understands the concept of death.
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#7 SAYING EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS MAKES IT EXTRA TRUE.
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#8 Really? You didn't notice 2 giant TVs being snuck into your cart?
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#9 This sounds like a lie told by someone who has never actually met a 3-year-old.
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#10 Do I even need to say it?
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#11 Of all the things that have ever happened, this happened the most.
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#12 Girl, at least take the seal off before you lie to all of your friends.
#13 That's not how the legal system works.
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#14 Please stop making up lies about your children to further your own agendas.
#15 It just comes across as...sad.
