Tragic O.J. Simpson News Has Stunned The Nation

#1 O.J. is Not Happy

Apparently, he has been calling all of his remaining friends and family complaining about his constant misery in prison.

#2 The Reason: He’s Low on Dough

According to Radar Online, Simpson has been calling family members to ask for money to be deposited into his commissary account for use in prison. His family usually manages the money, letters, and other items Simpson receives from fans, but, according to sources, people no longer care enough to send him money. The source also notes that managing the commissary account is not a priority for his kids, indicating that he may be unsuccessful in hitting them up for money.

Simpson allegedly uses the money to protect himself in jail, paying off prison yard bullies to leave him alone.

#3 He is in for a long, long time

After being convicted of kidnapping and armed robbery, it appears the reality of his consequences has finally set in for the Juice.

#4 He apparently had gotten cash from female friends in the past

Oh, woe is he. The former actor and football player is now struggling in prison after female fans stopped sending him money, leaving him unable to bribe inmates to leave him alone.

That included the last seven years he was locked up, but he is apparently finding out that aging is not good for keeping the ladies around.

#5 The report also claims that O.J. has health issues, and he says he's not getting medical attention.

There have also been complaints from the Simpson camp about poor health care in prison, as Simpson has apparently gained weight after not being allowed to work in the prison yard, perhaps because of his tendency to be a target for violence by other inmates. The source commented, O.J. hasn't been able to work out in the prison yard as much, and prison guards are saying he looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy!"

#6 Will he be able to find the money he needs to keep other inmates from hassling him?

Earlier this year, Simpson was involved in an altercation with sex offender and white supremacist Travis Waugh. Waugh was transferred to a different correctional facility after the incident.

#7 He has to serve 33 years, so hopefully, he'll figure something out.

Simpson is currently serving a thirty-three-year sentence in the Lovelock Correctional Facility in Nevada on ten felony counts, including kidnapping and assault. He will be eligible for parole next year. The football star fell from grace in 1994 after his ex-wife and another man were found dead; although believed to be the killer, Simpson was acquitted of the charges the following year. He later wrote If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer, billed as a hypothetical confession.

It's prison. What else did he think it was going to be like?