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#1 ALWAYS wear matching underwear when going to an airport.
#2 Never forget that bulky luggage has to be stored separately.
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#3 That time the air con stopped working and you saw some things.
#4 Traffic jams are like playing a game of connect four. Except, you don’t win sh*t when you’ve got four cars in a row.
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#5 No questions, drive!
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#6 Family holidays tend to get old real quick.
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#7 You need more info? Have it! Have it all!
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#8 Selfie-sticks should soon be labeled dangerous goods.
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#9 There’s always one passenger who takes it too far.
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#10 Just let me have a look, sir. Just one quick look.
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#11 Security standards? Oh well…
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#12 “Take a road trip,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.
#13 Models be like…
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#14 Is the first one an order as well?
#15 It makes perfect sense!
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#16 From the airplane, traffic jams can have a certain beauty to them. ONLY from there.
