No, it's not free just because there's no price tag.
Tweets That All Cashiers Are Secretly Thinking When You Come Up To Check Out
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 1st January 2016
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#1 Oh Lawd! Finally Something To Get Me Through This Shift!
#2 Really? Did Ya? You Want Me To Call The Feds?
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#3 This Is Why We Keep The Smelling Salts Close By.
#4 Just Smile And Nod Every 3 Seconds... "How Nice."
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#5 Is That A Promise? Have A Nice day. See Ya Next Week.
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#6 No. What Do I Look Like, Goodwill??
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#7 And This Is How I Mastered The Art Of Faking A Laugh..
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#8 Sorry, But Do You Know Me??
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#9 Too Bad, So Sad. I Was Only Asking Because It's Policy.
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#10 I Asked, "DEBIT or CREDIT".. I Don't Care How Stupid You Are.
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#11 Oh Wow! I'd Like To Thank My Family, My Friends, Everyone Who Voted For Me, and Mostly My Savior For Blessing Me.
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#12 Well... Wut??
#13 Get Me Fired Because You're A Bitch.. Oh, Please Have A Go At It.
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#14 And There's Nothing Better Than This Satisfaction.
#15 See This Look On My Face. It's Painted On. I DON'T CARE!
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#16 Just Try It 3 More Times, The Card Reader Has Been Acting Funny..
#17 Well, It's Better Than Coming From Between A Strippers Cheeks!
